The Mustang’s WORST Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines

The Mustang’s WORST Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines

Still looking for that last minute Valentine’s date? We at the paper asked some readers for a couple pick up lines and we definitely recommend that you don’t try any of them.


Our student Regent claims to have heard this one multiple times:

“Como hace la carnita asada? Ssssss mamacita.” or “How does the steak sizzle on that grill? Ssssss Mamacita” -Arlean Murillo


A good friend of mine gave a line that wards off scandalous women:

“Damn girl, are you an angel? Because so was Satan!” -Edwin Castorena


A couple of punny lines from our student leaders:

“I got my ion you.” -Dayana Baez

“Wheel you be mine?” -Kaity Ellis


A few more silly ones followed:

“Do you have a band-aid? Because I skid my knee when I fell for you” -JoLynn Guerrero

“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture you and me together.” -Kat Quarrell

“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but do dinosaurs still exist?” -Megan Sayre

“Do you live in a corn field, because I’m sure stalking you.” -Diana Gordillo

“I like the way your shorts make me feel in my shorts.” – Anna Daggett


Then things took a dark turn:

“I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.” -Toni Marie Quarrell

“Hey I’m looking for a treasure, mind if I look around your chest?” -Stefany McCartney

“Do you wash your pants with windex, cause I can see myself in them.” -Toni Marie Quarrell

“You’re kinda like Medussa: You can turn part of me into stone.” -Anonymous

“You are as beautiful as a deer in the woods, and just like that deer, I’d like to take you home and mount you over my fireplace.” -Anonymous

“Hey. Are you the galaxy note 7. Because I want you to blow up all over my face” -Cami Marie Hubbard

“Hey! Editor’s Note: The rest of this line was unfit for publication. -Carlton Rich


Finally, we close out with a lovely poem from our resident Director of Communications:

“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I love Tapatio.” -Abe Villareal


Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!