Still looking for that last minute Valentine’s date? We at the paper asked some readers for a couple pick up lines and we definitely recommend that you don’t try any of them.
Our student Regent claims to have heard this one multiple times:
“Como hace la carnita asada? Ssssss mamacita.” or “How does the steak sizzle on that grill? Ssssss Mamacita” -Arlean Murillo
A good friend of mine gave a line that wards off scandalous women:
“Damn girl, are you an angel? Because so was Satan!” -Edwin Castorena
A couple of punny lines from our student leaders:
“I got my ion you.” -Dayana Baez
“Wheel you be mine?” -Kaity Ellis
A few more silly ones followed:
“Do you have a band-aid? Because I skid my knee when I fell for you” -JoLynn Guerrero
“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture you and me together.” -Kat Quarrell
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but do dinosaurs still exist?” -Megan Sayre
“Do you live in a corn field, because I’m sure stalking you.” -Diana Gordillo
“I like the way your shorts make me feel in my shorts.” – Anna Daggett
Then things took a dark turn:
“I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.” -Toni Marie Quarrell
“Hey I’m looking for a treasure, mind if I look around your chest?” -Stefany McCartney
“Do you wash your pants with windex, cause I can see myself in them.” -Toni Marie Quarrell
“You’re kinda like Medussa: You can turn part of me into stone.” -Anonymous
“You are as beautiful as a deer in the woods, and just like that deer, I’d like to take you home and mount you over my fireplace.” -Anonymous
“Hey. Are you the galaxy note 7. Because I want you to blow up all over my face” -Cami Marie Hubbard
“Hey! Editor’s Note: The rest of this line was unfit for publication.“ -Carlton Rich
Finally, we close out with a lovely poem from our resident Director of Communications:
“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I love Tapatio.” -Abe Villareal
Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!
